You can name a rat after your toxic ex this Valentine’s Day
(Gray News) – This Valentine’s Day, you can have a rat named after your toxic ex.
BetUS, the online sports book, is offering the chance to name one of its All-Star rat basketball players for $15.
You can register for a chance to win by filling out an online form here. Then, you’ll select which rat you want to be named after your ex by its jersey number.
The five “best ex stories” will be chosen to name one of the rat players.
The winners will receive a personalized certificate to commemorate the event and will “fulfill your ex’s unmet childhood dream of being a pro athlete,” BetUS said.
Applications close Feb. 14.
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